I Hate Death; It Takes People Away

Some Of Us Are Born Big-minded With Small Penises. Others Have Big Penises And Small-minded.

Britain's An Island; It's Always Had A Constant Ebb And Flow Of Immigration - It Makes It A Better Place.

I Never Wore A Studded Leather Jacket, Y'know. Ne-va! If I Had Had The Money I Wouldn't Have Spent It On Shit Like That.

My Reputation Is A Media Creation.

I've Never Told Anyone This. But I Suffer From Terrible Stage Fright. True. You Can't Tell Though, Can You? Unbelievable, The Panic. I Nearly Die Of Fear Before I Go On Stage. Something Wicked. I Can't Eat A Thing The Day Before A Gig. It'd Make Me Vomit.