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I Keep Falling Off The Edge Of The Stage Because I Can't See It. I Can't See My Wrinkles In The Mirror Either, Though.

I've Created Several Musical Trends, Really. That's Not Because I'm So Far Out And Fabulous. It's Because Most Bands Have No Ideas Of Their Own. They're So Desperate They'll Grab At Any Old Straw.

I Showed What I Can Do With Butter, Right? Eighty-five Percent Increase In Sales. I'm Very Proud Of Them Country Life Ads. They Were Funny And Clever And Classy Like The Toblerone Ads I Grew Up With.

I Have One Major Problem With The Internet: It's Full Of Liars. There Doesn't Seem To Be Any Way To Answer To People Lying About You.

I'm No One's Lap Dog, You Can't Put Me On A Leash.