I Hate Champagne More Than Anything In

Acting Doesn't Bring Anything To A Text. On The Contrary, It Detracts From It.

I Find I Always Have To Write Something On A Steamed Mirror.

At Some Point In My Life I Realized I Knew Only Celebrities, I Didn't Know Any Real People. I Think It Was A Master Stroke Of Fate That In Researching The Greatest Celebrity Of Them All, I Would At Last Be Meeting Real People, Finding Them More Extraordinary Than Celebrities; Fascinated By Them All And Enjoying Enduring Friendships With Some.

It's Amazing How Right You Can Be About A Person You Don't Know; It's Only The People You Do Know Who Confuse You.

I Always Expect People To Behave Much Better Than I Do. When They Actually Behave Worse, I Am Frankly Incredulous.