Oysters Are More Beautiful Than Any Religion...

Sophie Chattel-monkheim Was A Socialist By Conviction And A Chattel-monkheim By Marriage.

Every Reformation Must Have Its Victims. You Can’t Expect The Fatted Calf To Share The Enthusiasm Of The Angels Over The Prodigal’s Return.

Children Are Given Us To Discourage Our Better Emotions.

A Woman Who Takes Her Husband About With Her Everywhere Is Like A Cat That Goes On Playing With A Mouse Long After She's Killed It.

A Relative Of Mine ... Spends His Time Producing Improved Breeds Of Sheep And Pigs And Chickens. So Patronising And Irritating To Teh Almighty, I Should Think.