I Hardly Even Leave My Own House.

I'm Not A Royal Family Watcher.

I Have Never Owned A Computer. I Am One Of Those Weirdos. I've Never Needed A Computer. I'm Lucky That I Have A Job Where I'm Not Required To Use One.

If You Ever See Me In A Social Setting Wearing Any Sort Of Sportswear, Then You Know I'm In Crisis.

There Are Only Three Men In The World Who Are Licensed To Wear Shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp And Tom Cruise.

I Don't Do Plays Without Jokes Anymore. I've Retired From Those Plays. I Think It's Bad Manners To Invite People To Sit In The Dark For Two And A Half Hours And Not Tell Them The Joke.