I'm Lucky That I Get To Play

In Life, If You Have An Enthusiasm For What They Call 'good Manners,' Sometimes People Don't Quite Believe You. I've Had That Once Or Twice Before, Where They Assume You Can't Be For Real.

I Don't Do Plays Without Jokes Anymore. I've Retired From Those Plays. I Think It's Bad Manners To Invite People To Sit In The Dark For Two And A Half Hours And Not Tell Them The Joke.

I'm Always Happy When Actors Get Rich, Because The Odds On It Are So Long!

I Don't Think There's An Improvised Word In The Movie. I Hope Not Because I Admire Writing. Improvising Is Kind Of Gambling. It's Just That You're Standing Up.

Standing In Front Of A Fake Mountain With Fake Snow Falling And Seven Girls Dressed As Santarettes Will Stay In My Memory.