I Happen To Be A Republican President...

I Feel That This Is My First Year, That Next Year Is An Election Year, That The Third Year Is The Mid Point, And That The Fourth Year Is The Last Chance I'll Have To Make A Record Since The Last Two Years; I'll Be A Candidate Again. Everything I Do In Those Last Two Years Will Be Posturing For The Election. But Right Now I Don't Have To Do That.

I Spend A Great Deal Of Time With The President. We Have A Very Close, Personal, Loyal Relationship. I'm Not, As They Say, A Potted Plant In These Meetings.

We'll Let The Sunshine In And Shine On Us, Because Today We're Happy And Tomorrow We'll Be Even Happier.

We Have Seen Pictures [of Mars] Where There There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen, That Means We Can Breathe.

Great American Sport. Horseshoes Is A Very Great Game. I Love It.