I Happen To Be A Republican President...

The American People Would Not Want To Know Of Any Misquotes That Dan Quayle May Or May Not Make.

The President Scores Much Better Than Bill Clinton.

When I Talked To Him On The Phone Yesterday. I Called Him George Rather Than Mr. Vice President. But, In Public, It's Mr. Vice President, Because That Is Who He Is.

Maybe You Guys Will Get Lucky This Year And Face The Orioles In The World Series

Wouldn't It Be Wonderful To Have A Cure For Aids In The Marketplace Before Magic Johnson Gets Aids?