Welcome To President Bush, Mrs. Bush, And

The President Is Going To Benefit From Me Reporting Directly To Him When I Arrive.

The American People Would Not Want To Know Of Any Misquotes That Dan Quayle May Or May Not Make.

If You Listen To The News, Read The News, You'd Think We Were Still In A Recession. Well, We're Not In A Recession. We've Had Growth; People Need To Know That. They Need To Be More Upbeat, More Positive.

I Pledge Allegiance To The Christian Flag, And To The Savior, For Whose Kingdom It Stands, One Savior, Crucified, Risen, And Coming Again, With Life And Liberty For All Who Believe.

We Have Seen Pictures [of Mars] Where There There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen, That Means We Can Breathe.