I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

In March I Had A Minor Heart Attack While I Was Vacationing In Australia. It Scared Me, But It Was Nothing Compared To What Someone Had In Store For Me Down The Road.

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.

It's So Much Easier For Me To Talk About My Life In Front Of Two Thousand People Than It Is One-to-one. I'm A Real Defensive Person, Because If You Were Sensitive In My Neighborhood You Were Something To Eat.