I Had To Sit Down And Explain

I Don't Think The Problem Is Telling People You're On A Diet. The Problem Is Eating Ice Cream For Breakfast.

First Of All, Who Cares If People Hate You? There's Always A Guarantee That Certain People Will Dislike You. There's Never Any Guarantee That Anyone Will Like You. So If Anyone Likes You At All, You've Already Won.

Maybe They Should Name More Drugs Cute Things. I Don't Do Meth, But Maybe If They Called Meth 'stefanie' I Would!

If You Get Into A Customer Service Fight With A Hooker, Even If You're In The Right, You're In The Wrong.

The Only People I Owe An Apology To Are My Dead Parents. Except My Father Because He's Still Alive.