I Had To Sit Down And Explain

You Know You're A Hot Mess When The Only Person Buying You Drinks All Night Is Yourself.

Vomit And Feces Are Two Reason I Have Decided Not To Procreate.

If You Have To Work At Mcdonald's, Good For You. But On A Side Note, Good Luck With The Rest Of Your Life.

Don't Choose The Better Guy, Choose The Guy That's Gonna Make You The Better Girl

My Feeling Is, If A Dog Is That Hard Up To Break Free, Let It Go. It's Like A Boyfriend Who Wants To Break Up. We All Know The Old Adage "if You Set Someone Free, And He Never Comes Back, Then He Was Never Yours." I Understand The Main Fear With Setting Dogs Loose Is They Could Get Hit By A Car, But So Could An Ex Boyfriend. That's Just A Chance You Have To Take.