I Had To Get Back To Work...

Ah, Babies! They’re More Than Just Adorable Little Creatures On Whom You Can Blame Your Farts.

If Everyone Had A Dad Like Mine, No One Would Have Sex Tapes.

Life Is Improvisation.

We're Gonna Promote Freedom. Usher In Democratic Values And Ideals. And Fight Terror-loving Terrorists.

It's Not Vanity, Because If You Look Weird, It Will Distract From What Your Trying To Do. If You Look As Good As You Can, People Will Be Able To Pay Attention To What Your Actually Saying.