I Had Studied Piano Since I Was

I Can Play Characters Who Sing, But I Don't Like Singing In A Nightclub Or Something. It's Not My Metier.

It Was All Completely Incomprehensible To Me. I Was Fearful Of The Language. You Had To Look Up Every Third Word.

I Never Went To Class. That The University Graduated Me At All Is An Indictment Of Our Educational System.

I Like Variety, Which Is Frustrating. But I've Always Been Picky. I Was Afraid Pirates Would Be Too Much Like Twentieth Century, Broad Comedy. But My Agent Talked Me Into It. I Was Spoiled By The Range Of A Repertory Theater.

I've Got The Jewish Guilt And The Irish Shame And It's A Hell Of A Job Distinguishing Which Is Which.