I Had No Desire To Be An

Grumbling Is The Death Of Love

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.

Soft Drinks: The Gooey, Bubbly Sea Drowning Our American Children.

The Relationship Between The Make-up Man And The Film Actor Is That Of Accomplices In Crime

I Never Enjoyed Working In A Film.