I Had Holes In My Jeans Well

Sometimes You've Got To Fight When Your A Man.

I Love Viagra. I Don't Need It, But I Tried It. It's A Great Legal Drug.

Here's What I've Learned About Raising Boys... If You Keep 'em Busy, They're Fine. You Let 'em Get Bored, They'll Dismantle Your House Board By Board.

So Sweep Away The Sand An' Dry The Ocean, An' Just Pack The Moon An' Stars Up In A Cardboard Box. And Stop The Clouds From Chimin', Block The Sun From Shinin',an' Paint The Sky A Deeper Shade Of Blue, 'cause My World's Over Without You.

I Just Hope I Can Spread Some Of The Happiness That's Been Coming My Way.