I Had A Female Business Partner Once.

My Dad Taught Me My Faith, And I Believe What He Taught Me. The Man Never Lied To Me In His Life.

An Acid Is Like A Woman: A Good One Will Eat Through Your Pants.

Writing Is A Hard Gig, And It's Hard To Convey A Lot. That's Why Scripts Tend To Be A Little Bit Overwritten.

Voting Is A Very Scary Arena To Be In, But I Do Vote. I Go In There And Pull The Lever. It's Kind Of Like Pulling The Lever And Watching The Trap Door Fall Out From Beneath You. Why Should We Trust Any Of These People? None Of Them Ever Deliver On Anything. It's Always Disappointing.

I Was Known For Being A Bit Of A Clown. I Remember My Dad Got Me Aside And Said, "just Remember, Everybody Likes A Clown, But Nobody Pays Him." I've Often Been Tempted To Call Him And Say, "remember How You Told Me...?" "yeah?" "yes, They Do."