I Guess Intractable Right-wing Ideologues Are My

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

Leaving Your Ears Open To The Suggestions Of Others Only Closes The Mind's Eye, Thereby Creating A Type Of Spiritual Glaucoma.

Sometimes The Critics Review Me Harshly For Not Being Critical Of Government But It's Not Me Who Has Said I Was Political.

If You Aren't Overly Effusive Or Really Nicey-nice With The Press, You Get A Reputation For Being Outspoken Or Difficult.

I Would Tell The Democrats In Washington Who Are Trying To Be Civil With The "bipartisanship" To Please Stop And Let The Joker Die Once And For All, Let The Agents Of Chaos Hit The Pavement, Stop Picking Them Up.