All Roads Lead To My Dogs, Don't

Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin A Friendship.

It's Not Like I Would See Anyone And Be Like, "oh Yes, That Person Looks Like Maybe I Had An Impact On Them." I Don't Think I Did. I Don't Think I Ever Was That Well Known, To Have An Impact. And I Haven't Seen Comics That I Go, "oh, Yes! That Person Is Terribly Unprepared, With Their Notebook, And Going Off On 50 Tangents. There You Are. That's Me."

Nothing Translates Worse Than Comedy Into The Printed Word.

Rejection Kills, Disappointment Only Maims.

I Guess Intractable Right-wing Ideologues Are My Mortal Enemy.