All Roads Lead To My Dogs, Don't

Unfortunately, I Am Not One Of Those Comics Where It's Guaranteed That I Hit It Out Of The Park Every Time. You Know, I Am Not Completely Reliable. It's Always Different, And It's A Complete Crapshoot Whether I'm Going To Do Well.

I Despise In Others My Own Characteristics.

He [god] Just Seems So Man-made To Me. There Are So Many Theories, And Not Everyone Can Be Right. It's Human Nature To Need A Religious Crutch, And I Don't Begrudge Anyone That. I Just Don't Need One.

Sometimes I Am Very Pleased With Lifestyle And Sometimes I Feel Utterly Worthless Because I Have So Few Interests.

I Didn't Start Acting Until I Was 27, And That Was Just Through Gary Shandling And Ben Stiller Who I Knew Through Stand-up. And They Both In The Same Year Offered Me Parts On Their Programs Which Was Unbelievably Lucky And Fortuitous.