I Guess I Was A Mom So

Memory Is The First Casualty Of Middle Age, If I Remember Correctly.

At An Age When Most Actresses Are Being Phased Out, I Am Being Phased In - With A Vengeance.

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.

I Believe A Lot In Monogamy, Let Me Tell You.

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.