I Grill, Therefore I Am.

Your Patience Will Be Rewarded.

Gluttony Is Wrong. It's Wasteful.

Very Good Cooks Who Are Employed As 'chefs' Rarely Refer To Themselves As 'chefs.' They Refer To Themselves As 'cooks.'

Remember, America: Organization Will Set You Free.

Racism. It's Ugly. Even In Tubers.