I Grill, Therefore I Am.

A Lot Of Food Shows Need Only To Tempt. Some Food Shows Only Need To Inspire, To Empower. And There Are A Lot Of Shows That Do That.

I Love Poking Fun At Myself. I Have A Rather Mean Sense Of Humor.

If I Took My Turkey Out Of The Refrigerator And, Like, Threw It In A Dumpster Or Drug It Down The Street In New York For A While [it Will Make People Sick].

I'm Just Sitting Around Thinking About Turkey.

Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.