I Grew Up In The Ukraine 'til

Whatever Will Happen Will Happen.

If I Could Go Back To My Younger Self, I'd Be Like, "not Everything's Permanent."

I Honestly Think Being Single's Great. Being In A Relationship's Great. It's All About The Timing.

I Decided To Do A Comedy. It's A Good Mind-set To Go Into Work And Be Happy Every Day Instead Of Being In A Dark Place.

It's Very Possible That I Could Look Like A Kleptomaniac And A Pathological Liar And That's Why I Keep Getting Hired.