I Got Twitter Identity Theft.

I Met My Husband In College, And We've Been Together For 21 Years - It's The Thing I'm Most Proud Of In My Life. We Were Trying To Figure Out How We Could Make Our Lives As Flexible As Possible And Do Something We Both Really Enjoyed.

You Don't Realize How Easy One Is Until You Have Two. Now I'm Really A Mom. Oh, I Am A Mom Now! This Is For Serious — I Am Responsible For Two People Now.

My Number One Advice To High School Girls Is Birth Control. You Want To Keep All Your Options Open For As Long As Possible? Birth Control.

Every Once In A While I Play A True Idiot, And They're Really Fun To Play.

People Ask Me How I Stay Thin, And I'm Like, 'when You Go To The Grocery Store, Buy More Bananas Than Cookies.'