I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

I Type A 101 Words A Minute. But It's In My Own Language.

I Wrote My Friend A Letter Using A Highlighting Pen. But He Could Not Read It, He Thought I Was Trying To Show Him Certain Parts Of A Piece Of Paper.

Last Time I Called Shotgun We Had Rented A Limo, So I Messed Up!

Because Of Acid, I Now Know That Butter Is Way Better Than Margarine.