I Got A Lot Of Friends That

I Quit School And It's Not Because I'm Lazy. I'm Just Not The Social Type And Campus Life Is Crazy.

I Can Make Your Pussy Whistle Like The Andy Griffith Theme Song.

Came Up That's All Me, Stayed True That's All Me, No Help That's All Me, All Me For Real

My Office Is My Tour Bus.

I Used To Always Crack Jokes In Class. I Was A Good Liar And A Good Talker. I Was Just Good. I Was My Father's Son. I Was Slick. When It Comes To Knowing What To Say, To Charm, I Always Had It.