I Got A Girl Named Bony Maronie,

I Invented Rock & Roll. Jimi Hendrix Was My Guitar Player. James Brown Was My Vocalist.

Black People Lived Right By The Railroad Tracks And The Train Would Shake Their Houses At Night. I Would Hear It As A Boy And I Thought: I'm Gonna Make A Song That Sounds Like That.

I Was Washing Dishes At The Greyhound Bus Station At The Time And I Said, 'awap Bop A Lup Bop A Wop Bam Boom, Take 'em Out!'

But I'm A Rock 'n' Roll Singer; That's My Livelihood, My Occupation.

I Only Wore Makeup When I Went Onstage.