I Go Wherever My Fare Is Paid.

England Is Very Dreary, But I'm A People Person.

Europeans Are Quarrelsome.

Never Get Involved With Someone Who Wants To Change You

In England, Nobody's Your Friend.

Of Course I Lie To People. But I Lie Altruistically - For Our Mutual Good. The Lie Is The Basic Building Block Of Good Manners. That May Seem Mildly Shocking To A Moralist - But Then What Isn't?