I Never Really Found Out What Love

It's Been Agony But I Couldn't Have Done It Any Other Way.

Life Was A Funny Thing That Happened To Me On The Way To The Grave.

All Liaisons Between Homosexuals Are Conducted As Though They Were Between A Chorus Girl And A Bishop. In Some Cases Both Parties Think They Are Bishops.

My Mother Protected Me From The World And My Father Threatened Me With It.

I Was Amazed To Receive Later A Substantial Sum For Sitting In My Room And Talking About Myself. If Only I Could Get Some Of The Back Pay!