I Go On Youtube When Somebody Says

What Did Bush Do On 9/11? He Ran Away And Hid. Even Reagan Knew More About Leadership Than That, And He Was As Bad A Symbol Of America As I Can Think Of, Off-hand. But At Least He's Been In Enough Cowboy Movies To Know He Had To Come Out And Stand On Top Of The Rubble And Be Seen Shaking His Fist Or Something.

I Want To Be The George Clooney Of Music.

I Resolve Not To Drink Liquids Before Donning The Bat-suit.

There's A Coffin In The Back Of The Church As The Wedding Is Going On ... Look, I'm A Romantic. I Like Marriage...in The Movies.

I'm Not Quite Sure What The Santicity Of Marriage Is.