I Give People My Heart And My

I Like Girls Who Don't Mind That I Hang Out With My Friends.

I Treat Everyone As A Friend, But If They Betray Me, That's It. They're Out Of My Life In One Way Or Another.

They Asked Me Why I Was Wearing Heels, And I Said, I'm Trying To Hide My Ass. They Gave Me A Prosthetic Behind.

I Was Pretty Much A Homebody; Didn't Really Go To School Dances, Never Went To A Prom. I Was A Bit Of A Loner, A Geek.

I Said, 'ooh, Dad, I Want The Yellow Ones.' He Said, 'where?' I Said, 'right There, Dad. I Want The Yellow Ones.' Everybody Goes, 'those Are Green'. That's How I Knew I Was Colorblind.