I Get My Exercise Acting As Pallbearer

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

Blot Out From The Page Of History The Names Of All The Great Actors Of His Time In The Drama Of Nations, And Preserve The Name Of Washington, And The Century Would Be Renowned.

The Walk Downstairs To The Breakfast Table Is Excercise Enough For Any Gentleman.

It Was For Columbus, When The Right Hour Struck, Forced And Propelled By This Fresh Life, To Reveal The Land Where These New Principles Were To Be Brought, And Where The Awaited Trial Of The New Civilization Was To Be Made.

If We Claim Heritage In Bacon, Shakespeare And Milton, We Also Acknowledge That It Was For Liberties Guaranteed Englishmen By Sacred Charters Our Fathers Triumphantly Fought. While Wisely Rejecting Throne And Caste And Privilege And An Established Church In Their New-born State, They Adopted The Substance Of English Liberty And The Body Of English Law.