I Get Happier Every Day. I Have

You Don't Need To Be Famous To Live A Life As An Artist.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

There's This Whole Sense Of Judgment And Who's Right And Who's Wrong And Who's Moral And Who's Going To Be Punished.

As A Kid, I Loved Being Loved, And Still Do. Who Doesn't Love Being Loved?

Barbara Bush Has Her Finger On The Pulse Of America. Im So Glad Shes Back And More Compassionate Than Ever, ... Thats Right, Of Course People Just Sat Around New Orleans, Boring, Uninspired, Soulless New Orleans, And Dreamed Of Someday Relocating To The Astrodome. Oh, Dear Lord, If Only I Could Leave My Unhappy Existence And Head On Up To Wonderful Houston And Live With My Friends Side By Side In A Spacious Football Stadium, My Life Would Be So Much Richer And Complete.