I Forgive Nothing. If You Stole My

Reading A Book, For Me At Least, Is Like Traveling In Someone Else's World. If It's A Good Book, Then You Feel Comfortable And Yet Anxious To See What's Going To Happen To You There, What'll Be Around The Next Corner. But If It's A Lousy Book, Then It's Like Going Through Secaucus, New Jersey -- It Smells And You Wish You Weren't There, But Since You've Started The Trip, You Roll Up The Windows And Breathe Through Your Mouth Until You're Done.

Dogs Are Here To Remind Us Life Really Is A Simple Thing. You Eat, Sleep, Take Walks, And Pee When You Must. That's About All There Is. They Are Quick To Forgive Trespasses And Assume Strangers Will Be Kind.

I Had Always Liked Blind Dates. If Nothing Else, It Was An Interesting Way Of Discovering What People Thought Of You.

For An Adult, Eating Alone At Mcdonald's Is Admitting A Kind Of Defeat.

Lying Is Too Much Trouble. You Have To Make Sure To Taste Each Word Before Letting It Off Your Tongue. I Hate That. It's Hard Enough Making People Understand Without Lying.