I Find That In The 21st Century,

I Think That People Who Can't Believe In Fairies Aren't Worth Knowing.

Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!

I Know That Mess Spelled Backwards Is Ssem And I Felt Much Better Armed With That Information.

Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.

There's A Side To This Industry That Nurtures Divas Who Can't Write. It's A Big Business.