I Love The Classic Crooners, But I

I Hurt Myself Today To See If I Could Feel. I Hurt Myself, You Said To Try To Make Him Feel. So I Hurt Myself Again To See If He'd See Me. I Hurt Myself Again And No, He Never Could See Me.

If You Call Me A New-age, Airy-fairy, Hippie-dippy Airhead I Will Shove My Crystals Up Your Ass.

Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.

I Love The Classic Crooners, But I Got That From My Mother - She Worked In A Record Store.

I Produce The Records. I Don't Hand Over Control To Some Really Expensive Producer Who Then Talks To The Record Company And Then Tries To Bend Me To Their Will - For Commercial Purposes.