I Find It Hard To Relax. I

I Just Don't Think I'm That Interesting. I Don't Think What I Have To Say Is That Interesting. To Hear Me Go Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. I Mean, Who... Cares?

I Was Voted Best-looking Kid In High School But, As You Can See, Things Changed. I Used To Say I Was A 260-pound Woody Allen. You Can Make That 295-pound Now.

You Know, All Writers Are Vampires And They'll Look Around And They Watch You When You're Not Even Thinking They're Watching You And They'll Slip Stuff In.

I Lost 30 Pounds To Play My Character In 'the Mexican,' But People Don't Take To Skinny Mafia Men, And I Don't Feel Right When I'm Thin.

I Like The Prop Food So Much That I Eat It Between Takes As Well As On Camera.