I Feel Like The Only Person In The World Who Sees David Beckham Modelling His Swimming Pants On The Cover Of Elle Magazine And Thinks - Oh, How Much Better A Handsome Guy Like You Would Look, David, Without All Those Dumb Ink Stains Stitched Into Your Skin.

-Tony Parsons

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Tony Parsons

I Feel Like The Only Person In The World Who Sees David Beckham Modelling His Swimming Pants On The Cover Of Elle Magazine And Thinks - Oh, How Much Better A Handsome Guy Like You Would Look, David, Without All Those Dumb Ink Stains Stitched Into Your Skin.

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If Someone Does Something Illegal On Twitter - Like Incite Hatred, Or Make Racist Remarks, Or Threaten To Rip Someone's Intestines Out If They Insult Justin Bieber - Then There Has To Be Some Way Of Censuring Them.

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