I Feel Like My Behavior Goes Over

When You're The Guy Behind The Camera, You're Aware Of The Reasons For The Compromises Or The Changes That Get Made. As An Actor, You Go And Do Your Thing, And Someone Else Down The Line Then Does All The Math And Goes, "we Can't Include That Thing Where He's Pretending To Be Dumb And Needling Those People, Because It Takes A Minute And A Half, And It Ruins The Next Scene. It Doesn't Make Sense." If You're Directing, You're The One Doing That.

In New York, As Long As You're Not Peeing In Someone's Doorway, Everyone Thinks You're A Gentleman.

When You Consider The Many Ways In Which People Have To Make A Living Every Day When They Wake Up, I Figure That Eating 20 Eggs Isn't That Bad.

I Get Offered A Lot Of The Same Type Of Thing... The Teenage Slasher Movies.

If I Can't See The Humor In It, How Am I Going To Be Funny?