I Expected That Most Of My Career

Until Ace Ventura, No Actor Had Considered Talking Through His Ass.

I Don't Believe In This Fairy Tale Of Staying Together For Ever. Ten Years With Somebody Is Enough. In Ten Years, You Can Give A Lot Of Love.

I Just Wanna Hang Out. No Big Deal!

But I Refuse To Believe That I Am A Better Actor Than Myself.

I'm A Hard Guy To Live With. I'm Like A Caged Animal. I'm Up All Night Walking Around The Living Room. It's Hard For Me To Come Down From What I Do.