I Enjoy Going On Motorcycle Trips And

I Doubt Anybody Gets Taken Seriously For Very Long. I'll Be On Some Reality Show In About Six Years Going, Hey, I Had A Great Year In 2006.

Who Would Name Their Kid Jack With The Last Words 'off' At The End Of The Last Name? No Wonder That Guy Is Screwed Up.

I Think The Reason Why A Lot Of Young People Are Such Screw Ups... Is Oftentimes They Didn't Have The Luxury I Had Of Forming Important Relationships And Opinions And Life Experiences Before Having Success.

At Some Point In Our Lifetime, Gay Marriage Won't Be An Issue, And Everyone Who Stood Against This Civil Right Will Look As Outdated As George Wallace Standing On The School Steps Keeping James Hood From Entering The University Of Alabama Because He Was Black.

I'm The Least Metrosexual Cat You've Ever Met. I've Never Had My Fingernails Or Toenails Done, And I've Cut My Own Hair Longer Than Other People Have Cut My Hair.