The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy,

A Preacher Was Operated On For A Hernia. As This Was About The Time Of The First World War He Was Given Ether. As He Was Coming Out Of The Anesthetic A Fire Broke Out In The Building Next Door. As The Flames Began To Show Through The Hospital Windows The Nurse Pulled The Shades Down. She Didn't Want The Preacher To Think His Operation Had Been A Failure.

Yes, I Backed The Hula Hoop. And I Had A Lot Of Other People Come To Me With Ideas That Turned Out Well

No One Can Keep From Aging, But There Is No Need To Grow Old.

The Depths Of The Depression. You Didn't Ask What The Job Was, What The Pay Was, You Didn't Ask About Stock Options, Or - You Said Yes

Each Generation Has Been An Education For Us In Different Ways. The First Child-with-bloody-nose Was Rushed To The Emergency Room. The Fifth Child-with-bloody-nose Was Told To Go To The Yard Immediately And Stop Bleeding On The Carpet.