I Earned Two Emmy Nominations For Writing,

Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.

Mother Love Is The Most Powerful, The Most Irrational Force On Earth, Even More Powerful Than Sexual Love. However, One Does Lead To The Other, So Best Not To Spurn The Former.

Women Who Love Women Are Lesbians. Men, Because They Can Only Think Of Women In Sexual Terms, Define Lesbian As Sex Between Women.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Self-absorption, Including Your Parents' Self-absorption.

I Believe All Literature Started As Gossip.