I Dropped Chemistry. I Practically Blew Up

Leaves Covered Pavement Like Soggy Cereal.

In The First Person, The Readers Feel Smart, Like It's Them Solving The Case.

To Almost Die Is To Know That One Day You Will, And To Never Again Feel The Same About Anything.

I Like Crazy Shoes Or Unusual Cowboy Boots And I Collect Big Belt Buckles.

I Wouldn't Want To Donate My Body For Scientific Study.