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My Father Was A Norwegian Who Came From A Small Town Near Oslo. He Broke His Arm At The Elbow When He Was 14, And They Amputated It.

A Girl Should Think About Making Herself Look Attractive So She Can Get A Good Husband Later On. Looks Is More Important Than Books, Miss Hunky..." "the Name Is Honey," Miss Honey Said. "now Look At Me," Mrs Wormwood Said. "then Look At You. You Chose Books. I Chose Looks.

So, Please, Oh Please, We Beg, We Pray, Go Throw Your Tv Set Away, And In Its Place You Can Install, A Lovely Bookcase On The Wall.

Life Is More Fun If You Play Games.

Eschew All Those Beastly Adjectives.