I Don't Work At Being Ordinary.

I Never Really Got On That Well With Yoko Anyway. Strangely Enough, I Only Started To Get To Know Her After John's Death.

My Thing Is About Following The Accidental, More Than Trying To Paint An Accurate Bowl Of Apples. I Enjoy Most Following The Paint. It Leads Me Somewhere Else. I Think I Enjoy Just Letting The Magic Unfold And Letting The Spirit Of The Paint Tell Me Where We're Going.

I Am Alive And Well And Unconcerned About The Rumors Of My Death. But If I Were Dead, I Would Be The Last To Know.

One Of Things About Beards Is That, When Men Reach A Certain Age, They'd Like To See If They Can Grow One. It's A Phenomenon I Understand Very Well. After You Get Over The Itchy Face, You Go, "oh, I Don't Have To Shave, That's Cool." And Then You Move Into The Philosophical Thing- People Say, "you Look Weird, You Have A Beard." And You Say, "no, Actually, It's Weird To Shave." Having A Beard Is Natural. When You Think About It, Shaving It Off Is Quite Weird.

I Had This Song Called Helter Skelter, Which Is Just A Ridiculous Song. So We Did It Like That, 'cuz I Like Noise.