I Don't Work At Being Ordinary.

Long Live All Us Crazy Soldiers Who Were Born Under Calico Skies May We Never Be Called To Handle All The Weapons Of War We Despise

We Were Pretty Good Mates Until The Beatles Started To Split Up And Yoko Came Into It. It Was More Like Old Army Buddies Splitting Up On Account Of Wedding Bells.

You See, My Mother Was A District Nurse Until She Died When I Was 14, And We Used To Move From Time To Time Because Of Her Work.

The Thing You Must Remember Is That I'm The Number One John Lennon Fan. I Love Him To This Day And I Always Did Love Him

My Dad Was A Particularly Polite Kind Of Guy, Very Courteous.