I Am Alive And Well And Unconcerned

I'm Often Reading A Magazine And Hearing About Someone's New Record, And I Think: "oh, Boy, That's Gonna Be Better Than Me". It's A Very Common Thing.

I Used To Go Round To Aunt Mimi's House And John Would Be At The Typewriter, Which Was Fairly Unusual In Liverpool. None Of My Mates Even Knew What A Typewriter Was. Well They Knew What It Was But They Didn't Hae One. Nobody Had One.

There's Nothing Like The Eureka Moment Of Knocking Off A Song That Didn't Exist Before - I Won't Compare It To Sex, But It Lasts Longer.

Transcendental Meditation Gives Me An Island Of Calm In The Midst Of So Much Turbulence.

And Jet, I Thought The Major Was A Lady Suffragette.