I Don't Watch Rushes. My Whole Thing

I Do Love Comedy, But I'm Not Brave Enough To Tackle A Script Whose Goal Is To Make You Laugh. That's Tough. The Ones That Can Do It, I Tip My Hat Off To Them, But I Don't Have That Kind Of Humor Or Mind.

Writers Love To Write Those Idiotic, Long Stage Directions, And Some Of Them Worse Than Others. They Have Nothing To Do With The Movie. They're Just Jerking Around.

All Modesty Aside, I Think I'm Good At Reading Scripts. The Way I Read A Script Is As Fast As I Can, All In One Sitting, And I Don't Read Many Of The Stage Directions. I Only Read Enough Stage Directions To Let Me Know Where I Am, Because They're Always So Verbose And Mostly Horseshit. So I Only Read The Dialogue, Which Allows Me To See The Movie In My Mind's Eye In Real Time.

Nothing Else Counts Except What You Want.

Oh Yeah, That's The Holy Grail, Pirates Of The Caribbean. Johnny Depp, He's The Real Deal, Isn't He? He Doesn't Get The Girl, And He Doesn't Care.