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It's A Huge Change For Your Body. You Don't Even Want To Look In The Mirror After You've Had A Baby, Because Your Stomach Is Just Hanging There Like A Shar-pei.

As My Mom Always Said, 'you'd Rather Have Smile Lines Than Frown Lines.'

Life Is Where You're At. Whatever You're Doing Is Enough. You Don't Need To Do Everything Well All The Time. When You Live Your Life Like That, It's A Huge Relief.

You Start Out Happy That You Have No Hips Or Boobs.all Of A Sudden You Get Them, And It Feels Sloppy. Then Just When You Start Liking Them, They Start Drooping.

Nobody In My Family Ever Thought That I'd A Be A Model.