I Don't Think Makeup Is Rocket Science

You Start Out Happy That You Have No Hips Or Boobs.all Of A Sudden You Get Them, And It Feels Sloppy. Then Just When You Start Liking Them, They Start Drooping.

I Just Find That Each Year I Try Something New. You Can't Fight The March Of Time. To Balance That Out, Each Year You Should Develop One More Good Habit. It Levels The Playing Field.

Richard Doesn't Really Like Me To Kill Bugs, But Sometimes I Can't Help It.

Modern Women - We're Very Good At Keeping Ourselves Busy. There Are Pta Meetings, Exercising, Bake Sales At School. I Like That My Life Is Not The Same Every Day.

I Owe The Quality Of My Skin To My Cosmetic Surgeon.