I Don't Want Want To Go To

My Comedy Is Different Every Time I Do It. I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing.

I Go To Sleep Thinking About My Kids Being Spoiled And I Wake Up Thinking About It.

Sitting In A Room Being Forced To Listen To 'the Chanukah Song' Over And Over." [on His Idea Of Hell]

I Sing Seriously To My Mom On The Phone. To Put Her To Sleep, I Have To Sing 'maria' From West Side Story. When I Hear Her Snoring, I Hang Up.

He Has A 5 Year Plan... What Is It, Don't Die?