I Don't Want To Wake Up With

I Don't Have Much Racial Stuff In My Act. And No One's Ever Really Threatened Me To My Face. Threats On The Internet Don't Bother Me So Much.

I Think Brilliant Stuff Comes Out Of Working With Limitations. One Liners Are Very Limiting, But That's What Drew Me To Them In The First Place.

You'll Get My Assault Weapon When You Pry It Out Of My Curious Six-year-old's Cold Dead Hands.

I Was Always Fascinated By Forbidden Things People Didn't Want To Talk About, Like Death.

I Can Drink Like A Fish, Or At Least, Someone Born With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.