I Don't Want To Open My Mouth

I'm A Passionate Individual, And Sometimes When I Have Strong Feelings About A Subject, I Feel The Need To Express Myself.

I Could See Myself In A Relationship With A Girl - Olivia Wilde Is So Sexy She Makes Me Want To Strangle A Mountain Ox With My Bare Hands. She’s Mesmerizing.

There Are A Couple Of Different Types Of Food I Eat A Lot. I Was Raised In The South, In Tennessee, So I’m Going To Go With Comfort Food, Soul Food. I Would Probably Start With Collard Greens And Candied Baby Carrots And Then Have Some Biscuits And White Gravy - And For Dessert, Probably Blackberry Cobbler.

Ninety-eight Percent Of The Things That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Intended To Be Harmless Or Even Charming. They're Not Ever Intended To Be Offensive Or Controversial.

My Biggest Regret Is That I've Assisted The Media In Making Me Into A Cartoon Character. I Don't Regret What Has Happened To Me, But I Regret The Way I Have Dealt With It.